nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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