I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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