Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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