jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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