But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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