You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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