it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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