i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You left your phone here
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