You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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