no. you can't hotbox the world.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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