If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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