Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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