Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
