Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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