Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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