you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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