I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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