I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
that may or may not have been my penis.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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