Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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