Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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