Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
