Well apparently he's into motor boating.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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