god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
that's an acceptable place to lick
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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