She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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