I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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