Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.

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(937): View more from Ohio

There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

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(718): View more from New York

bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

(917): View more from New York City

I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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(309): View more from Illinois

I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.

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(408): View more from California

I miss the smell of you or some shit.

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(212): View more from New York

No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary

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