Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth

(330): View more from Ohio

well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Is my tampon string too long for this dress?

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(234): View more from Ohio

No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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I don't know what to judge you more for.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.

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(360): View more from Washington

corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"

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(802): View more from Vermont

when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue

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