Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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