Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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