I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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