the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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