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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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