How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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