part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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