My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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