how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is my life. Enjoy the view
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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