if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Buhtt sex?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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