I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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