But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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