K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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