Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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