Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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