I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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