Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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