Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
