Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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