He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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