i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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