You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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