LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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