Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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