have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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